Sarcastic comebacks for girls with short hairs

With Masters in Short Hairs with 14/15yrs of experience, I have experienced various judgemental comments about my short hairs. Though I ignore most of times, there have been a few times that I gave a sarcastic reply to shut their mouth up. And trillions of times within my head. So here are a few sarcastic comebacks you can use when someone pass judgemental comments on your short hairs. Though they are similar, but anyways. 

1. To that very random uncle/aunty who cannot mind their own lives and pokes their nose in everyone's choices, asks "Why don't you keep long hair?"

Comeback: Oh well, I didn't want to keep the length of my hair equal to height of your judgemental nature/toxicity (use whichever word you like).

2. Random person: Your hairs are so short. Short hairs dont suit girls. Girls should have long hairs, and not boy cuts. And Blah Blah Blah

Comeback: Yeah, my hairs are short, but not shorter than your mentality though😅😂😎😛

*Awkward silence* 

3. Person: Isn't your hairs too short?

Comeback: Um, and your mentality?

4. Person: How wierd would you even look in your lehenga/saree on your wedding? 

Comeback: I will twin up with my to-be-husband/husband and wear a blazer suit or sherwani. Sorted😉. Or can't I just marry in casuals? 

(Sherwani one inspired from Filtercopy. Blazer suit my own) 

5. Person: Will your husband even accept you with short hairs?

Comeback: Well, if he tries too. Just like Ayushmann Khurrana accepted his wife Tahira Kashyap. They do look so cute together.

6. Person (or more specifically, Indian mother): Once you get married, you wouldn't be able to live on this whims with your in-laws.

Comeback: Accept me or leave me. Changing myself for someone else doesn't seem a good deal to me. You have another deal? 

7. Person: I don't like your short hairs.

Comeback: Why do you think I care about your opinion?

or I don't think I asked

8. Person: You look like a boy

Comeback: Correction. Cuter boy. You jealous? 

8. Person: What advantage does short hairs even have?

Comeback: Well so many .

(Show them this:- Perks of having short hairs for girls) 

9. Person: Your palms are always in your hair, styling your hairs. Stop it!

Comeback: Well, what can I even do? I love my hair so much, and so does my palms. Inseperable lovers, you know😉. 

10. Person: Are you a lesbian?

Comeback: Either just don't say don't say anything but give a blank stare of disgust and judgement

or else - Very intellectual of you to guess my sexual orientation from my haircut.

So here were some of the sarcastic comebacks. 

Disclaimer: Try to avoid such judgements as much as possible. Don't go overboard on sarcasm, else they wouldn't hold any importance.

Image source: My camera.
Dated Aug 2020
Person in picture: Me in boy cut